dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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