bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Be still, my beating vagina.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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