okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
