That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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