i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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