you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
