reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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