why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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