Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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