Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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