But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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