there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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