I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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