Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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