Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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