I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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