How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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