No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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