so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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