Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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