I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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