I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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