Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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