eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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