More tranny stories later!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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