I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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