respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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