In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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