Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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