According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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