It's Friday. Sex?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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