I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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