So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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