How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We have started to decorate penises.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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