We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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