He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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