you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
