So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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