Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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