I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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