somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
my liver is dry heaving
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