scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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