There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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