Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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