I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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