That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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