Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my shit smells like andre
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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