im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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