think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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