So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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