yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
