i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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