Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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