No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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