love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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