You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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