Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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