I like my sex mixed with concussions.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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